Etiquette Rule No. 68: Never leaving a friend assed out. Now I'll admit, I did once leave a friend assed out. We were at a bar, a lady may have been involved, and we may have rolled. But, and I repeat, but, I made sure that friend had a way home. The three of us walked out of the bar together (get your minds out of the gutter, not like that), the lady and I hopped in one cab, and my buddy hopped in another. (NOTE: It was later noted by my friend that he didn't have enough cash for a cab and that he actually didn't get in one, but that we had already pulled off by then...my bad John...oops...but I wasn't trying to leave you assed out).
When out and a situation requires that you roll (i.e., you left the stove on, you aren't feeling well, you have a jump off coming by, you're trying to get a piece, etc...), it's all good. But you always make sure your peoples are ok.
Just like in the new Shaft, People Hernandez gets his name from just that..because he takes care of his peoples. You always make sure they have money for a cab, all their belongings, their keys, that they're not retardly drunk, etc...But you never, ever, ever leave them with no viable means of getting home or taking care of themselves, lest they end up in a ditch...Slip them a 2o for a cab, lend them your bus pass, over to drop them off on your way back to your spot, find them a jump off before you roll, etc...But never, ever, ever, leave them assed out!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment