Etiquette

These my friends are Nutrigrain bars. I'm sure we've all had one at come point. Possibly for a snack, a way to hold ourselves over until lunch or maybe something to munch on while on the train. But most likely we've had one in the morning as a pick me up, a way to start the day. Let's go over a little Mr. DuRant-Young etiquette here.

Etiquette rule #32: "Upon showing a guest the door in the morning after a lovely evening of Scrabble, the Wii, or even slagging , it is expected that you offer said guest a snack. Something portable, non-messy, and full of vitamins and/or nutrients as a way to start the day. A granola bar is good, a bagel is nice, but a Nutrigrain bar is even better. If in a rush, and said guest is perhaps staying behind to get a little more sleep, then it is also expected that you give a hug, a brief smooch, or a high five upon exiting, or a mixture of all three. But never dap, and never chuck the deuce. That is just rude."