Whole Foods

Ok, so one major problem with making people take paper bags when they don't bring their own....can you guess? I'll give you a hint...it's called fucking water!!!! Like when it snows/hails/freezing rains all day and they give you crappy paper bags to carry and the cashier insists they're strong and they break two blocks from the store!!! And one more riddle...How does one get 5 packs of cajun chicken, a pound of broccoli, bananas, apples, bread, yogurt, granola, and other bougie accoutrements home 15 blocks in said weather????? You stuff it in your pockets, work bag, etc and try not to slip on the ice and fall on you bum thus crushing your bananas...Besides that, the paper bags are awesome